Escaped From The Assylum

So after complaining to the housing association about other people putting stuff in my bin, they brought round a bin lock kit and said I should go out the back and fit it, of course because of my political status there is no way in the world that I am going out there and leaving myself open to who knows what but I couldn’t be bothered arguing with them and just said ok. safer to just stay under siege in my prison especially at this rather sensitive time. ie the election legislation still has not received royal ascent.

Then I looked out my back window only to see one of the neighbours wandering around in her nightdress as if she had escaped from a lunatic assylum. Safer to just stay put.

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